It's Thanksgiving again, that wonderful day of days when we put aside our differences and recall the blessings we've received all year.
It all starts with a reading from the Good Book.
The local pastor solemnifies the occasion with a prayer of thanks, then the meal begins.
Good manners prevail.
All are welcome at the table.
No arguments between brother and sister on this day.
Couples are reconciled.
Friendships are solidified.
We're given a glimpse into a better world...
UNCLE RICKEY: "GASP! DO YOU SEE WHAT TIME IT IS!? IT'S ALMOST BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!"
ALL: (COLLECTIVE GASP) "Black Friday!!!!??????"
FWOOOMP! SWOOOP!!!! THWOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!! The car fills up and peels out!
PASSENGERS: "I lost a tooth!""My eye! My eye!""Get a doctor!"
Boy, Black Friday can get pretty intense!
Here's hoping that you get what you're looking for!