SUPERGURL VS. THE EVIL UNCLE EDDIE

GLADIOLA: "Hi, Evil Uncle Eddie! I just happened to be passing, but if you're busy..."


EVIL UNCLE EDDIE: "No, no! I'm not busy at all, but....you look tired. VERY tired. As a matter of fact (HE GESTURES), your eyelids are growing heeeeavy. VERY HEAVY."

GLADIOLA ( SLEEPY MONOTONE): "Yes, heavy. Very heavy.

UNCLE EDDIE: "Here, take this rubber baseball bat, and make those eyelids close."


BONK! BONK! BONK!

GLDIOLA (MONOTONE ): "Make them close. Make them close."


CLUNK!!! SHE FALLS ON THE FLOOR.

EVIL UNCLE EDDIE: "Well whaddaya know? That hypnotism stuff really works! Hmmmm...I think I just figured out how to get the house cleaned up. Get up, Gladiola! We gotta find you a maid's costume!"

LATER: INT. EVIL UNCLE EDDIE'S HOUSE: SUPERGURL LETS HERSELF IN:

SUPERGURL: "Youhoooo! Anybody home? Mr. Evil Uncle Eddie, come out, come out wherever you are! We need to talk, Buster! I've heard some things about you!!!!!


SUPERGURL: "Huh? What's that? It looks like one of those stupid hypnosis machines."


SUPERGURL: "Haw! You can't hypnotise someone from Krypton. Everybody knows that!"


SUPERGIRL: "That's funny...I have an overwhelming urge...to....to CLEAN!!!!!"


WHOMP!!! SHE FALLS ON THE FLOOR!



EVIL UNCLE EDDIE: "Haw!!! Even Supergurl can't resist the power ofhypnotism!!!!"


ON SUPERGURL IN A MAID COSTUME, HAPPILY CLEANING THE HOUSE.

SUPERGURL: (Hums "Tip Toe Through the Tulips").



EVIL UNCLE EDDIE (VO): "Everybody thinks the danger that's coming in the future is from robots. Haw! That's not even close!!!!"


EVIL UNCLE EDDIE (VO): "No, the real danger is from Zombie Maids hypnotised by... ME!!! There's no defence against them! They'll take over every household that lets them in...and they will all let them in!""


EVIL UNCLE EDDIE (VO): "Soon they'll be an army capable of taking over the world!!!!"


And when they do, THEORY CORNER will be the only blog allowed on the internet.!!! No more of those stupid cat videos! No more Faceybook!!!! BWA Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! BWA  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!


TO BE CONTINUED.....

[Below, a teaser from the next episode...]



EVIL UNCLE EDDIE: "So you see, Supergurl, that was all a fabrication made up by people who are jealous of me.  I'm just a gentle soul who would never dream of...excuse me, a minute...Gladiola, would you come here a moment? Would you take care of that fly on Supergurl's head?

GLADIOLA (SLEEPY MONOTONE): "Fly...Supergurl...head..."